This won’t mean a lot to most people, but I think it needs to be said: Checkers (Dan and Char’s dog) passed away on Saturday. Checkers was one of my favorite dogs ever, and though I’m highly allergic to dogs, I always loved Checkers. He was a large dalmatian full of life, vigor, and curiosity [...]
I managed to wake everyone up in the complex by getting my keys this morning. Anyone who owns a GM car will know exactly what I’m talking about: You grab your keys, accidentally hit the panic button, and set your car off like a hair-trigger car alarm. But it gets worse: you can’t shut it [...]
Weird day today. Both JoDee and I were followed today by state cops this morning. I had one follow me practically into the parking lot at work, while JoDee had one follow her on the freeway for a while until some other shiny bright bauble passed by. What a day.
We got a brochure in the mail from Starbucks with our paper yesterday. After leafing through it, we’ve learned that we’re ordering our coffee wrong. Instead of barking out “Grande Coffee”, I should be saying “Grande Coffee, without room, with legs”. Man, do I feel dumb. All this time those people behind the counter (sorry, [...]
Listen to MP3 audio books and music in the clip of your AK-47 assault rifle audio player. Too weird for words.
Don’t even think of getting me this. (And you should be celebrating JoDee’s Birthday anyway).
Just in case you missed this amidst the hand waving and body part flapping, the groundhog saw his shadow.
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