Curious George is not a monkey

J: "... and we learned in class that Curious George is not a monkey."

C: "So what is he? A small human?"

J: "No, he's not a monkey. Does he have a tail?"

C: "No, he doesn't have a tail"

J: "Then he's an ape"

[Discussion on JoDee's anthropology teacher relating how her 5yo got a note from the school for relaying this revalation]

C: "Next you're going to tell me that the man in the yellow hat was irresponsible for taking him to a hospital that had ether."

Post-breakfast conversations with JoDee while she's doing anthropology homework can ruin your childhood.


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