Apparently researchers in London have heard about my plight in the morning with my alarm clock and it's snooze bar, because they have invented a clock that rolls away and starts beeping in a different room. Unfortunately I think I'd learn it's patterns soon enough, and would probably thwart it without so much as waking up. Knowing me, I'd probably get a hammer and nails out of a tool box and nail it to the dresser without so much as waking up.