If I were [insert name of supreme leader here]...

Ever caught yourself saying "Well, if I were [insert name of supreme leader here], I would..."? I did just a few minutes ago. So, without further ado, here's the list.

If I were ]insert name of supreme leader here], I would:

  1. Immediately and without prejudice de-list any stock that was found to have been involved with stock spam.
  2. Find those who have nothing better to do than post comment spam on this blog, and give thien more productive activities, such as treading water with lacerated legs in a shark tank.
  3. Boil anyone caught spamming in water, slowly turning up the heat until such time as the water catches fire.
  4. Offer cash rewards to anyone who catches said spammers.

Since I am not [insert name of supreme leader here], I've been forced to install several measures on this blog to prevent said miscreants from posting their comment spam and taking valuable time away from my other earthly pursuits. Until such time as I am made [insert name of supreme leader here], I guess this will have to do.


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