Introducing Frosted Mini Spooners.
JoDee and I noted that there are now "Frosted Mini Spooners" available at Meijer. Apparently the Malt-O-Meal folks have given up trying to find cereal names that aren't somehow euphemistic. (And yes, that's the clean link. See the disambiguation link on ye-olde Wikipedia for other common uses). Way to be brave, Malt-O-Meal. Perhaps we can look forward to other euphemisms at the breakfast table soon?