How does one manage to smoke consistently for over 90 years, and still die of natural causes? Apparently this woman managed to finish her last cigarettes without incident. She also got quite the send-off for it. Amazing.

Apparently a pet python snuck into a DVD box slated to be shipped back to the manufacturer. Favorite quote: "She said someone there asked whether that was her snake in the DVD box, and was that her way of expressing her customer dissatisfaction."

What the hell is with all of this chicken crap lately? Knock it off!!! (Exhibit A, Exhibit B).

So, you do your best thinking in the shower? You want to recreate that kind of creativity anywhere? Look no further.

More information on the Damageplan concert shooting. I'm not sure what this guy's motive was, but shooting Dimebag Darrel is quite possibly the most senseless and moronic thing I've ever heard. Did Dimebag deserve to die because this loser couldn't bear to see Pantera break up? What could possibly justify …