Quick IQ test: It's 10pm at night. It's Sunday. You're out with your buddies in the parking lot of an apartment complex. It's quiet. The Fourth of July is several weeks passed. The parking lot of the apartment complex overlooks a pond with lots of possibly flammable grass on its banks. What do you do?

1. Sit outside with your buddy, drinking beer, and reminisce
2. Turn your radio up and listen to music
3. Light off mortars next to several vehicles (possibly your vehicle, but not necessarily so). When people call you an asshole and threaten to call the police, bitch that your right to act in this manner is because "we're in Michigan"

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