Ladies and gentlemen.

That white stuff on the ground? It's called SNOW. We get that here in Michigan. Don't worry, it won't bite your car. You can drive in it, and you can drive faster than 5 MPH in it. It's OK. We don't have a law that states that you can't drive on the road when it snows. It's a little scary, but you can do it.

Grrrrr....