Here's a list of things I'd like to do to mass-marketers:

1. Sign up for mailing lists using Klingon names. That way, when the name is sold, I can field calls for "P'uk Talth!"
2. Sign up for mailing lists using the name "Huang Zefonup". ("Hello, may I speak with Huang Zefonup?" "Sure thing" *click*)
3. Put persistently annoying phone numbers into my fax machine's "answer" list

Any others?