On Fox 2 News This Morning, there was a story about a 13 year old girl who was found really really far from home with two older men. They hooked up on MySpace.com. Cue the Internet is EEEEVIL music. So, it's another case of underage kids being seduced online, right? Well, it would be, except:

• She lied about her age.
• She lied about her age.
• She lied about her age.

Oh, did I mention that she lied about her age?

So, these guys get duped by this girl who is advertising that she's of age, and wants to hook up. And of course the parents are completely oblivious that their daughter is sneaking off with two older men.

The moral of the story?

Your daughter is a slut, and she's prostituting herself online. It's not MySpace's fault your daughter is a slut.

But you knew that already, didn't you?

Plus, you shouldn't have your daughter online unattended. The Internet is not a babysitter any more than a public park is a safe place to drop off your children. It's neither good or bad, it's just the nature of humanity. More laws will not change human nature. So, until she's out of the homestead, you need to be aware of what she's up to.

And tell her to stop being a slut.