Lord, grant me:

• The strength and work-ethic of Henry Rollins
• The creativity of Leonardo DaVinci
• The focus of a yogi (not that Yogi)
• The compassion of Jesus, your son
• The brilliance and passion of my wife
• The patience of Job
• The programming prowess of Linus Torvalds
• The musical passion of Mike Portnoy
• The marriage of my parents, and the love they have for each other

Also, Lord, please help me be the man that my wife sees in me.
Amen