Attention, Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make:

I'm still hetero after all these years.

Yes, it may come as a bit of a shock that I'm bucking the trend of all of these celebrities coming out to tell the world they're gay. After all, I couldn't live another microsecond of my life without knowing that Suze Orman is gay. Like a voice crying out in the wilderness, news media had to rush right out to let us know that not only is Suze Orman promoting a new book targeting women and financial responsibility, but she also likes women. Well, I like women too, thank-you-very-much, and no media outlet will be banging down my door or lighting off fireworks because of it. This is absurd.

One disturbing trend I've seen lately is someone outing themselves as a homosexual to help promote their new album (Lance Bass, anyone?) It's as if the album couldn't hold up on its own, so it needed the extra publicity that only outing ones-self could generate.

This whole publicity thing reminds me of an Onion article: Newly Out Gay Man Overdoing It.

Personally, I don't care if you're hetero, homo, bi, or avian, it doesn't mean anything to me. Using your sexual orientation as a cheap publicity stunt is low beyond words.