JoDee and I were shopping at Meijer, getting our groceries, when JoDee's cellphone rang:

JoDee: Hello?

(chatter)

JoDee: What's that Sarah? What are the Fruit of the Loom Guys?

(chatter)

JoDee: You need to know who the Fruit of the Loom Guys are?

(Now, before I go any further, I'd like to ask you all to mentally answer this question. There will be a test. Hint: There are four of them. No peeking!)

JoDee and I then rack our brains trying to remember all of the Fruit of the Loom Guys. Celery? No. Artichoke? Nope. Obviously we were stumped.

Then I remembered: We're in Meijer. Meijer sells, among thousands of other things, Fruit of the Loom underwear. I volunteered to go do some rudimentary investigation, and found what the Fruit of the Loom logo has.

Upon returning, I relayed what is on the logo. Represented on the logo are (here are the answers):

• an Apple
• Red Grapes
• White Grapes
• Green Grapes
• Leaf (Garnish?)

How many did you get right? Now, remember that there are four guys for the Fruit of the Loom Guys. There's Apple, Grapes, Green Grapes, and "Fig Leaf". Poor white grapes must've decided not to appear in the commercials for some reason or other.

411 = JoDee. I think Sarah's phone dials JoDee whenever she dials 411.