I finally got one of the magazine subscriptions that I had asked for (it's a professional subscription) in the mail this weekend. When I applied for the subscription, it asked for my title. I put "Head Cook and Bottle Washer", thinking that was a throw-away field. I forgot all about it, until JoDee pointed out that the label had the following:

HEAD COOK BOTTLE WASHER

I think I'm going to get my business cards updated.