I'm starting a new food movement called "voweltarianism". This is the movement that won't eat things that have more consonants than vowels.

So for instance beets are not OK, but a single beet is fine.

Avocado is fine but avocados aren't.

And potatoes are OK but potato chips aren't. Carrots are right out.

I think this could be the start of a new movement that would sweep the nation. I just hope they don't form a queue because that would be too much food.