J: "... and we learned in class that Curious George is not a monkey."
C: "So what is he? A small human?"
J: "No, he's not a monkey. Does he have a tail?"
C: "No, he doesn't have a tail"
J: "Then he's an ape"
[Discussion on JoDee's anthropology teacher relating how her 5yo got a note from the school for relaying this revalation]
C: "Next you're going to tell me that the man in the yellow hat was irresponsible for taking him to a hospital that had ether."
Post-breakfast conversations with JoDee while she's doing anthropology homework can ruin your childhood.