JoDee: I'd like to get Pixel back on a regular eating schedule.
Pixel: Fuck you, I'm a cat.

Me: Pixel, not now I'm in the middle of something.
Pixel: Fuck you, I'm a cat.

Us: Pixel, we'd like to have some bed to sleep on.
Pixel: Fuck you, I'm a cat.

This has been Cat Negotiation 101. Stay tuned for Cat Negotiation 102:

Us: Pixel, please don't...
Pixel: Fuck you, I'm a cat.