Part of the Heavenly Handfuls collection.

Because nothing says collectible like a fully detailed monkey in a baby outfit.

(As seen in the coupon fliers).

Attention, Everyone:

Steve has left the building.

(Lucky son-of-a-bitch :) )

Best of luck to you, Steve, in your new position!

Read this first, then come back here for my rant. It isn't going to make much sense otherwise.

From what I've gathered in the comments and other links in this post, it appears the LiveJournal (LJ) crew is removing the option for new users to create Basic Accounts. Basic Accounts …

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I'm feeling quite on the muscle lately (cranky and ready to tear someone's head off, for those who aren't familiar with the term). I'm not sure if it's because I feel behind from being sick all last weekend (which I finally seem to have shaken), or if there's something else …