Courtesy of Ruth, Why Dogs Bite People.

Happy Birthday, Jessica. Hope you have a great 21st birthday! Don't stay out all night. :)

Happy Birthday, Jeff! Hope you have a very Happy Birthday!

Since the International Astronomical Union (IAU) is so hellbent on redefining everything, I think it's only fitting that a new definition of the IAU is presented:

"The International Astronomical Union is a member body of navel-gazing self-important wankers who have escaped the confines of their parent's basements long enough to …

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful, And since we've no place to go, Let it snowLet it snowLet it snow

URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DETROIT/PONTIAC MI
430 AM EDT THU OCT 12 2006
...FREEZING TEMPERATURES ON TAP FOR TONIGHT …