Dear Michigan Drivers,

Hi! How are you? I'm doing well. Just wanted to give you all a friendly little reminder about something I think we all could stand to learn more about.

See, yesterday we had this funny white stuff all over the ground. If you were here during the …

Hope you have a very Happy Birthday, Arjun!

Sex Pistols snub Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. F---ing Brilliant. :)

Goodbye, Mr. Knotts. The world may remember you as the bumbling nerd actor, but I'd rather remember you as a hard-working actor who made me smile when I saw you as the television repairman in Pleasentville, because there was no other actor who represented the magic of television quite like …

Seems my assessment of PHP being an asshole magnet is still going strong, as an idiot script kiddie I've nicknamed "Papa Twerp" (So he doesn't get the google credit he sorely wants) cracked the CinciClassic site. The story is here if you want to read more.