While waiting in the checkout lane at Meijer:

Daughter (to NASCAR mom): Ow, he hit me with a Slim Jim.

Found on the back of a magnifying glass. what disturbs me is they printed the "Using handtools can be dangerous..." warning directly on the package, and then put the "Keep away from direct sunlight..." on the package as a sticker, as though it were an afterthought. "Oh, gee... you can …

Music Tastes swayed by peers, or "you only like Kelly Clarkson because you think other people do too".

Payola scandal reaches hundreds of stations. When you think of the music business as a business, it all makes sense. FCC Commissioner: "This is potentially the most widespread and flagrant violation of FCC rules in the history of American broadcasting," Adelstein said. "We've never seen evidence of such a systematic …

This morning I felt like a lead weight when I got up, so I decided to try and sleep for a little while longer. When the alarm went, I instinctively hit the snooze bar and went back to sleep. Unfortunately I did that for several iterations. When JoDee finally woke …