This morning I was greeted with another fish at the bottom of the tank. That makes two from this batch. You know it's bad when your wife starts joking that the fish see me coming into the fish store and hide.

Seen on a license plate: AYNRAND.

I wonder what her favorite author is.

Let's say that in this hypothetical world, that someone walks down a somewhat deserted path near your dwelling wearing camo and a hunting vest. Let's say that this fellow also has a rifle. Lets say that it's less than 450' away from your dwelling. Would this upset you, and would …

Seems that the littlest neon tetra didn't make it overnight. Fortunately he didn't get eaten by the plecostamous, which is a marked improvement from one of the times that a fish went south in the tank. Unfortunately I fear that this isn't the last of the fish who will be …

Sir, the BatPhone..., or the deep secrets of BatMan revealed. Warning, contains spoilers (Bruce Wayne is BatMan).