Bored? Try making transparent desktops with your PowerBook.

They're talking about demolishing the Pontiac Silver Dome, but my only question is "Where are they going to hold SuperCross"?

Oh, also: worst...music...venue...ever...

There's directions, and then there's directions.

We have a winner for the absolute worst Linux distribution name ever. Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from the merger of Mandrakesoft and Connectiva, I give you Mandriva.

Let's let that sink in for a bit, shall we?

Mandriva.

Who the hell came up with this abomination of a name?

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