Tracking the migratory patterns of turtles now uses new wireless technology, but don't let that fool you: this is part of a new campaign to allow turtles to check their e-mail while they migrate.

Added a new link to the bottom of this page which will take you to a simple archive of all of the things that I've said on these pages ever since I put them into a database. Marvel at the pearls of wisdom that managed to escape onto these hallowed …

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'I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such musicals as "Stop the Planet of the Apes: I Want To Get Off", "Muttonchops" (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.), and "The Last Starfighter, The Musical"'.

If anyone needed one more reason to switch from using Internet Explorer under Windows (or for using another operating system other than Windows) here's one more.