Finally, we have a broadband connection! I feel like I just got some new shoes and they're all sproingie, and speedy and such. It's a nice feeling to have some breathing room on the ol' modem. :)

This is just so wrong on so many levels.

Even though their research has been stalled for many years, their legacy lives on as Britain's most famous scientists. I wish they still did tours of their laboratories on television.

Apparently someone decided that the world wasn't complete without a Hippie Dictionary filling part of it. It translates all of those far-out words that hippies use, like "like" and "stay loose". Somehow I don't think there's a direct translation for "Take a bath, you (expletive deleted) smelly hippie and get …

Some things are just wrong. Some things just scream "I shouldn't exist, but here I am, staring you in the face". There it was at Meijer: Salt and Vinegar Pork Rinds. The mind boggles.