On Fox 2 News This Morning, there was a story about a 13 year old girl who was found really really far from home with two older men. They hooked up on MySpace.com. Cue the Internet is EEEEVIL music. So, it's another case of underage kids being seduced online …

On WDIV's site, they have the news article about the slutty teenager who lied about her age, yet there's no mention of her lying about her age anywhere in the story. Nope, it's another case of big bad dangerous men using the evil Internet to lure another hapless teenage waif …

Peer reviewed patents? Did mine ears decieve me? Huzzah!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll wait for the other shoe to drop on why this isn't going to work.

What every record company should know about CDs. Can I get an AMEN?!?

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

• Samuel Johnson

How appropriate.