Important tip: If you're a cell phone user, and you have a Bluetooth (tm) headset, here's an important health tip. If you are wearing a Bluetooth (tm) headset, and aren't talking on it, and JoDee sees you, she'll shove her shoe through your ear. So, please, take off your Bluetooth headset if you're not using it. It's annoying as hell, you look like a dork from a science fiction convention, and shoes are expensive.
This has been an important health / safety tip.