JoDee and I have started packing our goodies for the move. Already I wish we had a portable hole. If anyone has any ideas on how to make one of these (stable is key. I don’t want to throw a bunch of boxes into some trans-dimensional object only to have it irreperably removed from the universe as we know it) please let me know.
Thanks!

BTW: There’s a slice of pizza in it for the best ideas!
i have an idea….ask JoDee she already has an idea for teleportation
Didn’t some guy named Heisenberg get in the way of that idea?
no she found another way but i forgot what it was …something about a room and a black hole
I think she was talking about that movie The Arrival
. They had a scene where they unleashed a black-hole device and completely cleaned the whole room, while still leaving all four walls intact. I think it fails one key aspect, though: the items were never retrieved.
that just means you can go shopping
Heh… well, I did suggest to JoDee that we get on either end of the dumpster and put it under our window.
One thing is clear, though… we have lots of reading material.