In honor of, well, really nothing, actually, we present to you another thrilling caption contest. Rules are that you need to post a caption in the comments section of this post. Enter as often as you like. One caption per post, please. On Wednesday night (9PM) a winner will be announced in a separate posting. Judging will be done by our lovely panel of judges (me) and the decision of the judges is completely arbitrary and final. The winner will receive a very nice book, which will be shipped to them at no charge in the continental US.
Let’s see some captions!

Is there anywhere Starbucks HASN’T gone?
One mother to another, “Well, if college doesn’t work out, she can always be a Barrista.”
Starbucks the crack of the new generation.
Caffeine: the drug of choice for the ADHD generation!
Cafe served Espressoly!
And the big bad wolf says, “I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll have a cup of joe”.
Starbucks–teaching America’s youth to serve the public really bad coffee with even worse customer service since 1992.
To Serve Man.