The thrilling days of Caption Contest

EspressoIn honor of, well, really nothing, actually, we present to you another thrilling caption contest. Rules are that you need to post a caption in the comments section of this post. Enter as often as you like. One caption per post, please. On Wednesday night (9PM) a winner will be announced in a separate posting. Judging will be done by our lovely panel of judges (me) and the decision of the judges is completely arbitrary and final. The winner will receive a very nice book, which will be shipped to them at no charge in the continental US.

Let's see some captions!