1. Computers: Making Identity Theft Possible

    directory_nonsenseWhen your entire business model is pretty much a moot point in the digital age your best line of defense is to go the paranoia route.

    Never mind that said directory arrived in an unsealed envelope to our house, and anyone in said congregation has access to your address / phone …

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  2. Voweltarianism

    I'm starting a new food movement called "voweltarianism". This is the movement that won't eat things that have more consonants than vowels.

    So for instance beets are not OK, but a single beet is fine.

    Avocado is fine but avocados aren't.

    And potatoes are OK but potato chips aren't. Carrots …

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  3. Every chip has a story

    Every chip bag has a story. Whether it's to tell you about how the founders sold chips out of their 1967 Dodge Dart, or how they've sourced only the finest ingredients for their chips, you'll sit there with a feel-good attitude about whatever snack you're putting inside your chip-hole. At …

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