Every chip bag has a story. Whether it's to tell you about how the founders sold chips out of their 1967 Dodge Dart, or how they've sourced only the finest ingredients for their chips, you'll sit there with a feel-good attitude about whatever snack you're putting inside your chip-hole. At …

... would be a great headline to get conspiracy folks' attention.

(h/t: The Ubuntu Michigan Loco Cabal)

Everything on the Internet, in so many words or less.

http://web.archive.org/web/http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ohmygosh_link

For future reference, you may address me thusly:

• calamine orgy
• my analog rice
• my ocarina leg
• grey lama icon

That is all.

Tonight in "I do stupid things so you don't have to":

\1) Do NOT try to pry a hard drive platter from a laptop drive.
It will shatter.
2) Hoover vacuum cleaners are powerful enough to suck up screwdrivers.

This has been "I do stupid things so you don't have …