If today is your birthday, you celebrate it with Fiona Apple, Mel Torme (R.I.P.), and ME! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my odometer has clicked another notch, and I'm now the reprehensible age of 30. Ugh! Thank you to everyone who has sent cards and e-mails. It's also the day after Happy Video Game Day, but I won't tell if you spend today playing video games.