Stupid Political Advertisment

Just received this flyer from one of the polical animals trying to become the alpha male in his contest. One of the things his administration is offering is a CDROM which is supposed to protect your computer from "Internet predators and scam artists". The choicest quote follows: "The software is called 'Computer Cop' and it will scan your personal computer and identify any possible dangers lurking around your children". I can see it now: "Attention little citizen! Step away from that exposed electrical outlet! NOW!" "Step away from the pool!" "Don't talk to strangers!" I'm just glad they didn't call it "Virtua Cop". :)