Kids get all the toys nowadays. Instead of
having to wait outside in the middle of nowhere and positioning
themselves to not inhale all of the smoke, they can now toast smores in
the comfort of their own living room. They don't even have to find a
"clean stick" anymore (or scrape off enough of whatever God left out
there on the stick to make it a clean one). Takes all the fun right out
of it. Wonder if it uses a light bulb like the Easy-Bake oven or if
there's some other magic to it.