Wrote this one back in 1998 for a little site called Slashdot. Hope you enjoy. :)
(To the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas")
(Dedicated to the dedicated men and women who brought Linux to the masses
on the launch of Windows 98)
We wish you were running linux
We wish you were running linux
We wish you were running linux
We've got copies right here.
Open Source we bring
This GPL'ed thing
We wish you were running linux
There's copies right here.
We wish you were running linux
We wish you were running linux
We wish you were running linux
We've got copies right here.
If you have the bucks
to spend here on Tux
There's Redhat, S.U.S.E., and Debian
and Slackware right here.
We wish you were running linux
We wish you were running linux
We wish you were running linux
We've got copies right here.