The food scientists at McDonalds have revolutionized how we consume again! Not only do they now offer coffee which no longer rivals the worst truck stops in America, but they've included something so amazingly radical that I'm moved to tell you about it. Yes, my friends, McDonalds will now put cream and sugar directly in the coffee cup! You heard it right: they'll add cream and sugar right to the coffee. No more shall we have to tear open creamer tubs and sugar packets, they'll just squirt that sugary creamy goodness right into the mix.

Just like Dunkin Donuts has since I can remember.

Of course Dunkin Donuts didn't have to take out a 30 second ad to tell everyone that they're now squirting cream and sugar into their coffee.

I guess some people are amazed by the little things.