The Force needs to bitch-slap this one

Apparently some twit in the British Parlament announced that he is a Jedi and "as the first Jedi Member of this place, [he] look[s] forward to the protection under the law that will be provided to [him] by the Bill". Yay! Perhaps there can be protections under the law for those who can't tell reality from fiction... oh, wait... we've created special places for them where they can hug themselves in a loving and rubber-padded environment.