Milk, butter, bread, soulmate

The Roanoke Walmart is now offering singles shopping where people can go to hook up over shopping. This just creeps me out no end, since I'm sure people will be checking out other people's carts to see what they're buying while checking them out. And I'm not sure what kind of lover one migh pick up at the Walmart since I've seen the people who shop our local Walmart. I think you'd have a better go of it at the local carnival amongst the carnies.