Things I will never understand

Guys, there's precious few of you out there that can pull this off, so unless you ride a horse named Silver and have a Faithful Indian Companion named Tonto, or unless your name is Roy Rodgers, please reconsider wearing that stupid cowboy hat. It looks completely ridiculous on you (especially if you're from the midwest, and have only seen cattle at county fairs). Please, just take it off and wear a silly baseball cap like everyone else.

Thank you.