Caption Contest #2

imageOK, here's caption contest #2. Yeah, it's an old image, and I've done a caption contest with it before, but it's my site, so what the hell. :) Rules are the same as the previous Caption Contest, and the decision of the cranky judge(s) is final. Prizes? Yeah, we got a prize for ya. I promise you'll wonder if it was even worth the effort. :)

So, you want to enter? Just add a comment to this thread. Best caption (in the opinion of the cranky judge) is the winner.

The contest will run until Sunday night, at which time the winner will be announced.

Good luck!