Keep your teddy bear away from my TV

Timmy the Asthma

I saw this over at Worse than Failure, which piqued my interests because of the description of what this teddy bear is capable of. Here's the description, and my translation below.

"Timmy the energy teddy bear for children with asthma & breathing problems, allergies, hay fever, restless sleeping patterns, help to build their immune system from the relaxing magnetic field and infrared energy inside Timmy's tummy, developed by Gloria Vergari, Founder of Norstar Magnet Therapy".

Here's my translation:

"Quack quack, quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack? Quack quack quack quack quack! Quack quack quack, quack quack quack quack, quack quack quack".

Seriously, this is a complete load of horse-shit. Relaxing magnetic fields? Infrared energy? Sit by your TV, pointing the remote at your head, and you'll get both relaxing magnetic fields and infrared energy.

I wonder if you turn this thing on in a bar or restaurant, it'll attach itself to annoying televisions and completely disable them. Now THAT would be cool.