Return of the son of the cousin of the Caption Contest

Caption Contest
Yes, kids, its time once again for the caption contest. This one will run until Wednesday morning (8/15) so get your captions in early and often. The more you enter, the more you've entered. The prize this time around is something from the goodie box, of my own choosing. One winner will be chosen from the available entries. The decision of the judges is final. Void where prohibited. So, get those entries in!