Caption Contest: Last Caption Standing

Caption Contest: Last Caption
StandingLike a bad habit you just can't kick, here is the latest caption contest. The rules for this one are a little different, though. The winner will be the last caption posted as of Wednesday, October 10th at 8am. Be the last caption on this thread, and win untold prizes. (Well, likely a book or something else from the pile of goodies). Captions should follow the image. Please do not do anything to harm the site in the process, including (but not limited to) DDoS, or some other nonsense. Keep it civil people. The winner will be announced on Wednesday at 8am. In the case of a tie, the winner will be the person with the post timestamp closest to 8am without going over.

Good luck!