Caption Contest - The Rise and Fall of the Captioned Empire

hamstersLadies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all Ages, welcome once again to the venerable, the incredible, the incalculable caption contest! Returning again to clutter your RSS readers and spark your imaginations, the Caption Contest is your chance to put your mark upon this blog by submitting your caption for this picture. Enter as often as you like, cancel anytime.

The winner of this caption contest will be the funniest caption for the picture as determined by our handsome judge... me.

The prize is a book from my hallowed library sent directly to you at no charge. (within the continental US only, preferably within driving distance. :) )

Contest ends on Thursday at 8am, so enter early, and enter often!