Happy Earth Day, everyone! This is a time where we do our part to help Mother Earth to help sustain life. Go out and give Mother Earth a great big hug by lying on the ground (preferably on one of those busy freeways that are strangling poor Mother Earth) and putting your arms around her. She'll thank you in the long run.

Just to be clear: I'm not against conservation, I'm just not thrilled with the whole hippie-bullshit vibe baggage that Earth Day brings with it.