Distributed Denial of Coffee Attack?

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You've got to be kidding me. Seems the Jura-Capresso Impressa F9 Fully Automatic Coffee and Espresso Center has the ability to be accessed via the network, and like all good Windows-based devices, has the ability to be taken over by a remote attacker. From the article:

[The remote attacker] can cause the coffee to be weaker or stronger; change the amount of water per cup; or cause the machine to require service (call this one a DDoC).