"God is going to bless you so hard"

Got a charity call this evening. Man on the other end asks me how I'm doing. I tell him "This had better not be a charity call, or you can take my name off your list". Man replies "God is going to bless you so hard". I respond "And he's going to hit you with a DNC (Do Not Call)".

His response? "I was just joking".

"I'm not.", and hung up.