This morning I got up and mowed the lawn. It really needed it, and the push mower was having all it could do to make it through the damp morning dew-covered grass. But, the sun was shining, Five-Finger Death Punch and Iron Thrones were on the Sansa, and I plowed …

Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure we'll need a bigger vacuum.

Recently there was a "study" published that claimed that Internet Explorer users were dumber than users of other browsers. It was a wild claim at best, but of course the media ran with it. Even the normally stoic BBC got caught in the hullabaloo. It was an outrageous claim, but …

You'll be free, hackers. You'll be free.

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(Based off of Jono Bacon's "Free Software Song", written using LMMS and Audacity)

1. Semi-plausible claim
2. Several pokes, one of which might be right
3. Several more semi-plausible claims
4. Someone who knows from whence they speak weighs in
5. Several "That's counter-intuitive" statements
6. Pissing contest over what's correct vs what's intuitive
7. Personal attacks
8. Hitler