Received in my e-mail today:

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CORRECTION TO OUR 10-02-06 E-MAIL

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Dear Customers,

In our previous email, we neglected to state that the 20% Off All
Halloween Items is valid online only through 9/7/06. The offer is not
available in our stores. We regret any inconvenience this may have …

I love the political season.

Every political year our mailbox overflows with multi-page ads about how such-and-such is a hard working politician working hard to help hardworking folks like you keep working hard. Or something like that. Anyways, these lovely political missives usually include what I will now refer to …

Cute Overload: A real-life "Walkie Bits"?

For all of the turtle fans out there. :)

Happy Birthday, Julie! Hope you have a very happy birthday!

I think I should list stock spams as a hobby, because I love looking into the little details behind these little missives I receive from complete strangers. The latest one is for LITL.PK, otherwise known as L International. There's not much financial news on the finance.yahoo.com site …